https://twitter.com/weiner_in_yellow

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November 11, 2013

A wiener dog. (Wikimedia Commons)

A wiener dog. (Wikimedia Commons)

common wiener dog

@wiener_in_yellow

bringing joy to the mills community in the AM

Oakland, CA

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             10m

its hard being more horizontal than vertical #wienerprobz

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             15m

weather forecast predicts rain today, u know what this means

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             16m

ugh owner’s whipping out the dreaded yellow raincoats #cruelandunusualpunishment

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             17m

& rainboots. worst. day. ever.

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             25m

about to live-tweet this morning walk, stay tuned

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             35m

its hard to tie your shoes when you have 4 paws and 0 thumbs : (

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             37m

also, hard 2 tweet

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             58m

just watched some1 try 2 steal komboucha from the tea shop. furreal?

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             1hr

squirrel!

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             1hr

rt if u think mills boasts an excellent squirrel-student ratio

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             1hr

omg ppl losing their sh*t over me in a yellow raincoat. its like, are y’all not familiar with weatherproof clothing???

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             1hr

wtf, raining 1 minute and sunny the next? what is a wiener to wear in this #bayareaweather

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omg did anyone else just feel that tremor? is there an earthquake happenin right now?!

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             2hr

oh jk false alarm it was just a lawnmower

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when you’re six inches off the ground, everything feels like an earthquake #lifefrommyperspective

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             2hr

when mothers show off their babies in strollers I’m like excuse me, your baby is pooping in public wow that’s embarrassing

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             2hr

when ppl squeal & say that I’m “adorable” and “cute,” I’m like excuse me, I think the words u are actually looking for are “regal as f*ck”

common wiener dog @wiener_in_yellow                                             2hr

when dog owners say “I have a daschund too!” I’m like excuse me, look at how shiny my coat is I’m f*cking one-of-a-kind

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lets get #walkindaschund trending worldwide yall


https://twitter.com/weiner_in_yellow was published on November 11, 2013 in Column, Opinions

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