Name: Rachel Kau-Taylor
Nickname: Princess Rachel
Hobbies: Painting by numbers, knitting, reading trashy novels, going to the movies and eating out.
Favorite joke: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where the hell’s my tractor!!??
If I could invent a national holiday, it would be: Patriot Day on September 11, because it’s my birthday and I want the day off from school. Either that or Wednesdays.
Favorite show: “The West Wing” because I like to pretend the government there is the actual government.
If I could change the world, I would: Have bra companies make bras in sizes that really fit women.
Favorite book: “Harriet the Spy.” After I read it, I carried around a notebook and spied on people.
What makes me happy: When people think I’m cool.